![]() Pompeux: Ooh-la-la! You have been duped! Museum Director: What?! We have? Pompeux: Yes. He was censored that during the recent heist attempt, the Dumont Diamond was replaced with a phony. Museum Director: Monsieur Pompeux! Museum Director: So, what do we owe the presence of the world's foremost gem expert? Pompeux: The chief of police sent me. Gru: Don't take that tone with me! We're not going back to villainy! Mel: Uh? No pirany? Gru: Yes! And I don't want to hear another word about it! Look! If you guys don't stop right now, there will be consequences! Mel: Eh? Poro es me moro! Gru: Hey, don't say anything you're going to regret! Mel: Ooh, no re paros! El es quita! Choperu! Gru: What, you quit? You're serious? Come on! Dave! Jerry! Good news, guys! You've just been promoted! You're in charge now! Huh? Not bad! Dave and Jerry: ROOBA, ROOBA, ROOBA, ROOBA! Gru: Oh. Pomo doro la kumquat! Mel: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Mel! Mel, you're with me on this, right? Mel: Ugh! Looka! Mel: MINIONS, NO LE PINYOOF! Pinyoof, pinyoof, pinyoof! Gru: Guys, listen to me! Read my lips! Leso me lipo! Pomo doro la comquit! Gru: What? What did I say? It's not "comquit"? Ah, okay. Nefario accidentally freezing himself in carbonite. Look, I know it's been a little tough lately, especially with Dr. Gru: Guys! Shh, shh, shh, shh! I don't think you heard me right! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! This does not mean that we're going back to being villains! Minions: AStuart: Ah? Pinyoof la komiko! Gru: Okay, alright, I get it. Silas: Ooh! Let me breathe in! Valerie: Whew, broke a little sweat there. Valerie da Vinci: Oh, boy, this is a snooze fest! Blah, blah, blah, we understand, you're old, look, you're fat, you're done. As I look out over all your faces, I am fluttered with so many memories. The very ambitious, Miss Valerie da Vinci. ![]() Lucy: Oh, no! Silas: Your new leader is coming directly from head office, effective immediately. It is with great sadness that I must inform that as of today, I am retiring as head of the AVL. ![]() Silas: Thank you for coming in such short notice. And clearly, I've still got it! Bratt: I've been a bad boy! Alpha Team Leader: Freeze! Don't move! Bratt: Son of a Betamax! You were! But then you got canceled! Gru: What about that? Huh? Ugh! Girls! īratt: Gru! Did you actually think I was unconscious? Gru: What? Bratt: It's called acting, hoser. I don't like it.īratt: Hello, Gru! How's your transition coming? You know, from world's worst villain to world's worst agent? Gru: Oh, that's hilarious, you should be on TV. What? What did you call us? Lucy: Grucy! You know, Gru and Lucy mushed together. Lucy: We're already here! Agents Grucy are closing fast! Gru: Yeah! Wait. Blast it, the Dumont Diamond is on that ship! I want every agent in the area on the scene immediately! Silas: That’s a man wearing shoulder pads! There’s only one supervillain whose fashion sense is quite that dated, Balthazar Bratt. monster! Silas Ramsbottom: Wait, that’s not a monster. Tech: Sir, the ship has been boarded by some kinda of. Teen Bratt: What are you looking at? TV Show Host: Leading us all to wonder… where is he now? Bratt: You know what, Clive? Playing a villain on TV was fun, but being one in real life is even better! Heist music! Clive: Here it comes! Bratt: D'oh! What?! Clive, what are you doing?! How is that heist music?! Clive: Sorry! My bad. Hollywood rejected him, and Bratt quickly plunged into a downward spiral, starting to actually believe he was the character he played on TV. Teenage Bratt: Boy? Boy?! AGGGGHHH! TV Show Host: The show was canceled. Military Officer: There he is! Get him! TV Show Host: But it all came to an end in Season 3, when… Teenage Bratt: I've been a bad boy! TV Show Host: The young star experienced an unexpected growth spurt. Oh, wait! No, it's not! I hate that tweeb! And you, Hollywood! This time, I'm canceling you! And all the losers who rejected me! ĭialogue TV Show Host: The year was 1985, and #1 hit show on TV was… Young Balthazar Bratt: Evil Bratt! TV Show Host: The show starred young Balthazar Bratt as a child, prodigy and criminal mastermind bent on world domination! Military Officer: There he is! Get him! Young Bratt: I've been a bad boy! TV Show Host: Bratt was the biggest child actor of the 1980s, striking a chord with audiences all over the world. Oh, it's too bad Gru won't be around to try and stop me.
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